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coeykuhn:

o…oh… I did something very sad…. 
yes that’s a crown of sea shells…
ILU MORDIN I’M SO SORRY Q A Q;;;;;;;;

You’re my alien boyfriend . _ . I don’t care I couldn’t romance you… not even sure where I would start.
-COEY!

[POSTER] !!!!!!
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My friends are the best, Space Husband is guarding my cake! on Flickr.

My friends are the best, Space Husband is guarding my cake!

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cakeybots:

Dancing in public:

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Dancing in private:

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spicyshimmy:

garrus vakarian fighting for equality by showing us all that only turians can achieve the anatomical proportions necessary for the female superhero pose

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happymrschicken:

theomeganerd:

Lego Mass Effect Reaper by Imagine Rigney 

Oh my God

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM

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the-psychotic-biotic:

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INFILTRATOR TITS.

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derlaine:

I WATCHED “INDEPENDENCE DAY” ON JULY4TH AND I HAVE DECIDED THIS IS THE ENDING I WANT

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rynvasnormandy:

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Keelah~

At first I was like, “aw man, this is BEAUTIFUL” and then “holy shit, is her outfit SMILING!?”

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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Mass Effect

” FUCK YOU, VAGINA BASED GOD!”

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This Life is Problematic: Rolan Quarn is the greatest turian ever

inf3ctionz:

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So I’ve been doing some research for my story.  Which led to me to do a google search of Rolan Quarn, or as most people will probably know him, the turian con ‘artist’ from the Citadel DLC.  

Turns out the guy’s actually been involved in the series since August 2010 where he popped up on Cerberus News Network, after he stole the identity of Delumcore System’s CEO after he died of a heart attack a week into a holiday, then ran the company successfully for two years before getting caught by a routine traffic stop noticing discrepancies in his geneprint.

Three days after, he slipped free of a tracking bracelet and police escort and escaped the planet, but only after leaving a recorded message thanking many of Delumcore’s employees by name and giving advice for the future, ending the note by saying: “Sorry about the bail.  I wish everyone the best.  I’ve never been prouder of the people I’ve worked with, and that’s saying something.”

Then, on New Year’s Eve, he steals the Times Square New Year’s Eve ball (which is four metres in diameter and weighs 5185kg) from the Citadel by himself, before returning it later with a note saying “C-Sec needs funds.  You can smuggle anything onto this station.”

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Then he shows up in the Citadel DLC with the sexiest voice ever and basically tells you how he’s future Robin Hood.  But turian.  

He may only show up for five minutes in the game, but my god, what a legend.

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RPGer: majorbioticbutt: One thing that makes me smile is that everyone heads...

majorbioticbutt:

One thing that makes me smile is that everyone heads towards Shepard to help him, even they give silly comments you can tell they’re worried for his safety.

On another note, how they know where shepard is without any info makes me believe that everyone’s comms are linked…

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skoolmunkee:

Now for some Valengarruses. He’s pretty awkward, just like that portmanteau. I didn’t expect that the Tali ones would be so popular, so we’ll see how the Garrus ones do.

Past date now but these are still damn funny.

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