dont-argue-with-your-serperior: 3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
fapnapkin: liking someone who probably doesn’t like you back ヽ(；▽；)ノ liking someone whose obviously too good for you ヽ(；▽；)ノ liking someone and feeling like nothing but an annoying piece of shit to them ヽ(；▽；)ノ liking someone ヽ(；▽；)ノ
I have no internet and I'm slowly dying from no...
Mobile internet costs too much! I miss everyone!
paranerdia: loveletterstolondon: DO ANY OTHER ENGLISH MAJORS OR BOOK LOVERS JUST GET SO OVERWHELMED BY HOW MANY BOOKS ARE OUT THERE THAT YOU HAVEN’T READ AND WANT TO?!!!!??!?! I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE IT SOMETIMES I will die without reading every book that I might want to read. No matter how fast I read, I can’t read fast enough to read all of them.
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
So apparently a 5 minute walk to the corner shop...
On my crutches it took half an hour! What a work out though, my abs feel great! Still looking forward to getting off the bloody things though.
Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
ysmirs: why is starting a relationship in real life not as easy as in Bioware games.
sasuke-uch1ha: I Want to Buy Stuff But I’m Broke: a novel by me
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds...– Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via mskingston)
Things I should have learned by now:
If you’re going to drink the beer in your fridge so you don’t have to move it, for gods sake eat beforehand.
How I learned to stop hating and love GOOP →
gracierocket: The two defining traits of a Gwyneth Paltrow lifestyle tip are an assumption that the reader is a millionaire with unlimited time on their hands, and a palpable terror of anything that might be classified as fattening. If any recipe includes anything so salacious as butter, chocolate or wheat, Gwyneth is quick to reassure readers that it’s either “guilt-free” or “less naughty than...
That moment where you’ve eaten so little in two days (by accident) that not even tea fills the gap.
slendyrunawaywithme: if i was famous i would start a vlog where i read fanfics about me aloud
rockerfox999: kingcheddarxvii: I hope Sherlock season 3 episode one begins with Sherlock appearing to John and being like “I’m home, John. I’m alive. Take me into your arms.” and then John’s just like “Sherlock… it’s been too long. I’ve moved on. I’ve found someone else… someone better…” and then Elementary’s Sherlock emerges from the kitchen with two glasses of red wine and begins to laugh...
Phoney Fakestation: lara-jay: phoneyfakestation:... →
lara-jay: phoneyfakestation: lara-jay replied to your post: Frustrated Haha, just copy the reply notification off from your dash and paste it into a text post. It can be rebloggable from there on! Best! So yeah, the 3DS. Don’t do it! Your wallet will thank you…. Haha, I’d clean forgotten about luigi’s mansion. I suppose it depends what you wanna play. My biggest...
phoneyfakestation: lara-jay replied to your post: Frustrated Haha, just copy the reply notification off from your dash and paste it into a text post. It can be rebloggable from there on! Best! So yeah, the 3DS. Don’t do it! Your wallet will thank you. Invest it in worthwhile stuff like….errrr….monkey tennis? (I don’t know, it’s laaaaate!)
idkmanlarryfeels: lauren-elizzabeth: jncera: ...
clockiel: hhey uhhhhh wanna be friends with me (starts stuttering) (says an unfunny joke) (spends 10 minutes trying to think of a reply to something you say) i gotta go