“I see we have an audience filled with procrasturbaters.” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/157lLTK
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“I see we have an audience filled with procrasturbaters.” - Jon Stewart http://on.cc.com/157lLTK
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Enjoying my one night of internet.
Romania has totally got this.
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If Greece wins we’d all have to chip in to pay for it.
Europe would literally pay for Eurovision.
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dowagercountessof-grinningsoul:
Nothing will ever be as good as Ukraine’s entry from 2007…
Never.
You know the one.
I agree entirely.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “I’M IN” Bottom Text: “A HURRY”]
Yeah because you are in a hurry, I will grow extra arms. I will gain the ability to teleport. I will be able to suddenly split myself in two and help both of you at once. I will be able to un-crash the scanner by force of will alone. I will be able to materialize keys that I do not currently possess. I will be able to change a corporate policy. I will be able to negate a federal tax. I will suddenly not need to see your ID and credit card for this $800 purchase. Because you’re IN A HURRY. I’m so sorry you have been inconvenienced by having to shop when you are behind schedule because that is somehow also my fault.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3cef2a3f99991c9acdaeb6a1f5a7c9e/tumblr_mmzz9403co1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’M IN”
Bottom Text: “A HURRY”]Yeah because you are in a hurry, I will grow extra arms. I will gain the ability to teleport. I will be able to suddenly split myself in two and help both of you at once. I will be able to un-crash the scanner by force of will alone. I will be able to materialize keys that I do not currently possess. I will be able to change a corporate policy. I will be able to negate a federal tax. I will suddenly not need to see your ID and credit card for this $800 purchase. Because you’re IN A HURRY. I’m so sorry you have been inconvenienced by having to shop when you are behind schedule because that is somehow also my fault.
if glee and the olympics had a baby
that would be eurovision
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Cezar - It’s My Life (Eurovision 2013)
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