Making processed foods more expensive won’t “fix obesity”
But it will make more people homeless when they can’t pay their rent
It will cause more people to freeze to death inside their own homes when they can’t pay their oil bill
It will give people food poisoning because…
PFFFT! Oh wow, that’s fantastic! We’re just multiplying.
Oh man though I really gotta watch Hannibal, have you seen anything else he’s been in?
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
That last image is too adorable to not reblog.
“what are you doing today”
“ok great so you can help me with this-“
no no no
i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing
Believe it or not
This is a picture of Godzilla hugging Godzilla.
Friend Matt, das birthday was nice if quiet! Not enough Pimms. Never enough Pimms!
Turquoise is the best colour in the world.
It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt