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I haven’t read the Casual Vacancy yet but my sister just killed a GIGANTIC spider with it, and that’s my argument for books over kindles

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There will be three winners, and each winner will receive…

All of the following:

  • 5 million bells
  • afternoon tea set
  • berliner
  • crown
  • royal crown

Any three of the following:

  • princess series
  • sweets series
  • mermaid series 
  • weeding day series
  • sloppy series

Any fifteen of the following:

  • shaved ice lamp / pumpkin pie / 12 grape plate
  • picnic basket / veggie basket / fruit basket / sushi platter
  • wedding cake / turkey / rice cake / kimbap plate
  • hair bow wig / tiara hair / dollhouse dress / petal parasol
  • pink wetsuit / red + blue ogre masks / newsprint hat
  • toy hammer / tweeter / throwing beans / ice cream
  • hibiscus / eggplant cow / cucumber horse / dango
  • cat tower / rainbow screen / box figurine / storybook
  • all gold tools / 5 rose hybrids / 5 carnation hybrids


  • must be following both of us (b) (m)
  • each reblog + like counts as one entry
  • reblog + like as much as you want
  • winners chosen by random.org
  • be willing to give us your FC and town name
  • have your ask box open
  • winners respond within 24 hours


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the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

r those nipples

whatevergender we should do this for collab club

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omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history


so embarrassing

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DA:O is taking forevvvvvverrrrrr to install just give me my crappy game already ps3!

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Ok so i’ve just seen this on my timeline on twitter and quite frankly I’m angry. This is in london and the metropolitan police here are known to be racist. With all that’s going on in America right now i thought I’d shed some light on what’s happening here in the UK. While its illegal to bear arms in this country, the systematic racism and discrimination still remains against black people, men in particular. Racial profiling is an epidemic and with social media at the forefront it’s been easier to really see how often this occurs, Please re blog this and spread this on your dashboard! These racist authorities need to be exposed!

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Why do hair dye instructions always say “rinse until water runs clear” when we all know that water will never run clear again.

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I am a soft smooshy mess and yanno what? I’m actually pretty happy with that right now. I feel good, I do Pilates, I’m about 3lbs off of my ideal weight and I’m not fussed how quickly it goes. Yay!

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Dial-Up sound 700% slower

So I thought this was going to be loud and screechy like normal dial-up and then it ended up being the most eerie, unsettling horror music ever. Why is that so fitting…? *Hides*

My phone rang while this was playing and Ifucking screamed

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Suddenly I’m reminded of being a charity telefundraiser. Worst job ever, especially when you fundraise for the rspb. No really, I fucking hate the rspb now because of that job.

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So as much as I dislike Doctor Who at times, I watched the new seasons first episode and really loved Clara’s wardrobe. This is my favourite!

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Go Home Cosplayers.
Cause you will never beat this cosplay.

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